I wish it were socially acceptable for girls to walk around shirtless.
…it’s so comfy.
January 2011
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be my valentine.
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
Dear Mr. Cullen →
dearmrcullen.tumblr.com
Dear Mr Cullen is a website where Twilight fans can submit letters to show how much Twilight has changed their life and how it brings joy and hope to millions across the world. We plan to turn this into a non-profit book because it is our duty as Twi-hards to show how much better Twilight is to Harry Potter.
Twilight has made me appreciate literature even more…
FEB 14 : SINGLE AWARENESS DAY.
Hmm…you know what?
Turn this around.
All you singles who don’t like Valentine’s Day, because it reminds you that you don’t have someone to spend it with…turn it around.
Take it as a celebration that, while it would be amazing to have someone special in your life, you are in your life…celebrate you.
Your individuality, your quirks, your awesome personality…whatever you have that doesn’t usually shine through in relationships.
Buy yourself some chocolate, have a day out somewhere for coffee, treat yourself to a meal out.
Take the opportunity to make yourself feel better, rather than worse.
How do you keep your mind occupied...
Because I’m all good and fine and happy when I’m occupied during the day, but in the evenings at night I just can’t stop thinking…three days in a row I’ve not been able to sleep until ~4am.
Help.
When your parents don't realize you're still awake and on the computer
gpoy.
But I’m still hyper alert…did I hear her getting off her chair? Dive for bed, grab book, and pretend I fell asleep with the lights on.
Oh, false alarm. Fine. Back to computer.
In Flo-Rida's song "Low" he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I'm not surprised the whole club is looking at her.
fair call there.
My friend doesn't understand bisexuality...
He thinks that all bisexuals dating same-sex are gay, and those dating opposite-sex are straight.
So I explained it to him thus:
Me: Ok…do you like both watermelon and strawberries?
Him: Yeah.
Me: So, if you’re eating watermelon at the moment, does that stop you from liking strawberries?
Him: No, I guess not, but…
Me: Ok, so you’re eating watermelon now, and someone offers you strawberries…do you say “No, not right now sorry. I’m eating watermelon. But maybe once I’ve finished with the watermelon I might have a strawberry” or “No. I’m eating watermelon. I hate strawberries”
Him: Ok. fine.
Success!
yesitdid replied to your post: Don't mind me... A digital piano?
I can’t play digital pianos anymore…I’ve been spoiled.
Thinking the Con might let me practise on theirs, seeing as I’m an Adelaide Uni student and all, but then I’ll be around proper musicians, and will feel awkward.
Don't mind me...
Just becoming a crying wreck because mum reminded me (unintentionally) that I’ll probably have to give up piano once I leave home.
I can’t afford to buy a piano if I don’t have a house to put it in.
Massive, massive sadness. I can’t even imagine not being able to play.
Every time I try to type “Tumble dryer” it comes out as “Tumblr dryer”
I wish I could be reborn into a family that functions, and doesn’t fight, and doesn’t go broke every time an appliance breaks.
Seriously, we’re hosting a BYO meat BBQ tomorrow for Australia Day, and we can’t afford to buy meat for ourselves…pasta salad and bread diet ftw?
:(
My cocoa butter moisturiser smells like Baileys
Yummm…
“Tomorrow owes you the sum of your yesterdays. No more than that. And no less.”
—Robin Hobb (The Mad Ship)
Play
Making faces at babies you don't know:
Expectation:
Reality:
Submitted by golddinosaur
HAHAHA ALL THE TIME
apodyopsis →
wordjournal.tumblr.com
noun • the act of mentally undressing someone.
when people compare their relationships to Romeo and Juliet
I’m sorry did you ever read it
Everybody dies
Why yes, I did just spend 3+ hours looking up new words.
Yes, I’m a nerd.
Yay for wordjournal.tumblr.com :)
100 Book Challenge
Updating!
So far this year, I have:
1. “Royal Assassin” - Robin Hobb
2. “Assassin’s Quest” - Robin Hobb
3. “Fool’s Errand” - Robin Hobb
4. “The Golden Fool” - Robin Hobb
5. “Fool’s Fate” - Robin Hobb
6. “Ship of Magic” - Robin Hobb
Just in case you couldn’t tell, I’m re-reading all of my Robin Hobb books…Almost done; only two more to go.
