December 2011
If you're Jesus and you know it, clap your hands!
flytendencies:
Happy Birthday, buddy.
I feel bad for laughing. But, well, funny.
sassy-gay-karkat:
twas the night before christmas and all through the house
all of tumblr sat confused at their computer not understanding how it isnt actually november anymore
37. Get more sleep if you want to lose stomach fat →
I want to be able to do this. I’ve never tried it. Looks so fun.
Reading the comments on The Hobbit trailer is...
moraniarty:
iamsexy:
Here and Back Again? Essentially, standing still.
omg yeah such a lotr rip off
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK TO THE LONELY MOUNTAIN
In his mother’s ovaries and his father’s testicles
In victorian London
NO SHIT
DIE
Yes, it’s a sequel where Bilbo has inexplicably grown younger, Gandalf has decided to rock the grey robes again and Frodo has shot back inside...
This is Lady Peanut. She likes to sit by me when I get out the ukulele.
My kitty loves to hear me play the piano. I don’t know why.
Have you read more than 6 of these books? The BBC...
foreverkeeprising:
Bold those books you’ve read in their entirety.
Italicize the ones you started but didn’t finish or read only an excerpt.
1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen 2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien 3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series - J.K. Rowling 5 To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee 6 The Bible 7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte 8 Nineteen Eighty Four –...
ticklemejesus:
according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams