January 2012
who wants to open up a literature-themed bar with...
victoryjobs:
it will be called hemingway’s (natch)
our menu will include drinks we invent ourselves based on puns of classic book titles
of ice and gin
lagerhaus-five
absolut, absolut
tequila mockingbird
etc
and once a month we will have a free drinking contest called “atlas chugged”
Now, THESE questions are a little bit more...
A. Why my last relationship ended.
B. Favourite band.
C. Who I like and why I like them.
D. Hardest thing I’ve ever been through.
E. My best friend.
F. My favourite movie.
G. Sexual orientation.
H. Do I smoke/drink?
I. Have any tattoos or piercings?
J. What I want to be when I get older.
K. Relationship with my parents.
L. One of my insecurities.
M. Virgin or not?
N. Favourite place to shop at?
O. My eye colour.
P. Why I hate school.
Q. Relationship status as of right now.
R. Favourite song at the moment.
S. A random fact about myself.
T. Age I get mistaken for.
U. Where I want to be right now.
V. Last time I cried.
W. Concerts I’ve been to.
X. What would you do if (…)?
Y. Do you want to go to college.
Z. How are you?
Ask: http://lordvoldie.tumblr.com/ask
isthereanybodyaliveoutthere:
50 bucks says gotye
“So Matilda’s strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all...”
– Roahld Dahl (via golightlywannab)
Anonymous asked: Eheheheh, I enjoyed the sly comment on the dildo factory post. Not getting enough elsewhere?
hyliam:
they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
“When you watch Torchwood there is a warning at the very beginning that some...”
– John Barrowman (via fatmolly)
cosmo tip #140
expertcosmotips:
Convince your boyfriend to become an Animorph with you! The sexual posibilities are endless!
“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he...”
– Dead Poets Society, 1989 (via hyacin-th)
observando:
Let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
-Voltaire
early morning thoughts #1: robert downey jr. and...
Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry....
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay And he was the wisest man I’ve ever known
Albus: Dad, you say this every time i tell you something. stop. just stop.
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A: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out
H: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew
A: Dad this response is really getting old
H: TWO HEADMASTERS
A: Yes, I get it two hea—
H: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN”
A: Da—”
H: THAT I EVER KNEW”
BRAVEST AND WISEST”
TWO OF THEM”
“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he...”
– Dead Poets Society, 1989 (via hyacin-th)
