May 2012
goretrait:
can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
Robin: That was not cool, Ted.
Lily: CONTRACTION!!
Robin: That wasn't cool, Ted?
Red Hair Maintenance
lounamaroun:
Red hair fades like a biatch! Here are some products I use/have used to keep my hair red and healthy!
(Please watch the video to help explain these better!)
More info below!
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heterofaggot:
copperbooms:
when i was younger i thought “peanut butter and jelly” meant like peanut butter and this
and i was so distraught because i was like why the fuck would anyone eat peanut butter with that and on bread none the less what is wrong with people and why is this such a popular meal then i learnt that jelly in america actually means jam
still, why would you do it? jam...
“In Kansas, your local neighborhood drug store pharmacist can now refuse to fill...”
– In Kansas, Your Pharmacist Can Now Refuse To Fill Your Contraception Prescription (via pantslessprogressive)
Fyi…..
(via parkerkierce)
Chicken Soup for the Pregnancy Symptom Freakout's... →
I wish I’d seen this a week ago…but nope. Comes along the day after my period arrives, all happy and cheery and almost a month late.
Woohoo!
The Spartan Warrior: Top 10 Reasons Heavy Weights... →
thespartanwarrior:
1. Women do not have nearly as much testosterone as men. In fact, according to Bill Kreamer in Essentials of Strength Training and Conditioning, women have about 15 to 20 times less testosterone than men. Testosterone is the reason men are men and women are women. After men hit puberty,…
Dumbledore: Hey I've never met you
Petunia: ...
Dumbledore: And this is crazy
Dumbledore: Your sister died
Dumbledore: So here's her baby
Petunia: ...
Moving house is depressing :(
Packing up all my shit…trying to fit everything into a few boxes. Fuck it. Can I just stay in bed forever?
fuck yeah sex education: Methods of Illegal... →
bebinn:
I’ve written about the methods of legal abortion: procedures performed by licensed medical professionals in a clean, sterile environment, with clean, sterile tools. But what about illegal abortions?
Those who push for more restrictions on abortion access - really, those who push…
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
I'd tell you what my favorite part of The Avengers...
