dragontattooed: STOP SCROLLING You get a hug for being you. CONTINUE SCROLLING
sebaskurt: I love how Comic Con brings pretty much every fandom together, and everyone is reduced to exactly the same mess of emotions.
shavingryansprivates: ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON YOUR PET IS THE WORST THING EVER THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU STEPPED ON THEM AND THEY CAN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY BECAUSE THEY DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH
comic-con: knock knock
me: who's there
comic-con: NOT YOU
lordofass: you can’t get mad at a rich person for being rich or a white person for being white or a cis person for being cis but you can be mad at them for being a shitty person and those things don’t automatically make you a shitty person so stop pretending like they do
I wish I could just read books for a living. I’d...
roidescoeurs: I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Man: Fuck you, slut.
teapayne: We are playing charades, I pass out of dehydration, I am laying on my back unconscious and in serious need of an ambulance, but everyone is shouting “PIECE OF WOOD” at me
We’re socialized to “let you down easy.” We’re not socialized to say a clear and...– The art of “no.” « CaptainAwkward.com (via delascielo) It ain’t just name calling either. I fear for my fucking safety when I just say no without explanation. (via tough-titty)