August 2012
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“…And when one of them meets with his other half, the actual half of...”
– Plato, Symposium
(On how people used to be spheres, Zeus got angry and split them, and now we spend our lives looking for the other half of us.)
Could you guys imagine Castle and Beckett's son...
Son: Dad, what did you do when you realized you liked Mom?
Castle: I got permission from the mayor to stalk her for four years until she decided to love me too
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clumsyoctopus:
life rules
- you are never as awkward as you think you are - you are never as annoying as you think you are - you are never as boring as you think you are - your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are - you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for - chin up, dude
If god gave me grace, then why aren't I graceful?:... →
catsinbutter:
today at work a young hispanic man was having trouble with the bottle machine he was using so i stayed outside with him to help unjam it and help with the bottles and when he was done a bunch of gangsters showed up who knew him apparently and he shook my hand and they were all…
Tumblr Gets Deep
vonmunsterr:
freshborn:
toothyhalcyon:
HAHAHAHHAAH THE SNAKE ONE. IM CRYING OF LAUGHTER
IM CRYING AND SAM IS LAUGHING AT ME
What would you do if a dick sucked you back? How would that even happen?
kaliande:
SIGNAL BOOST
if you guys see that link going around that says you can read 50 shades of grey for free
DON’T CLICK IT
it will bring you to a site where you can read 50 shades of grey for free
sexybritishllama:
i walked into my kitchen and saw a hurricane making a cup of tea
a storm was brewing
Update on stuff
So I just finished watching Castle S04…and my feelings are too much to contain and my boyfriend doesn’t understand.
So, naturally, I went in search of fanfic…hot, sexy fanfic. And I can’t find any good stuff…if any of you in the know would be so kind as to point me in the right direction, that would be great.
If I can’t find any good stuff then, God help me, I...
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THE SEX UNEDUCATED: pbnpineapples: How do you... →
thesexuneducated:
pbnpineapples:
How do you comfortably teach your ten year old sister sex ed without sexualizing it?
She asked me what an erection is. How do I explain this
Sex ed is about sexuality. Any avoidance of this is a fatal error. Simply be honest - it is likely your sibling already has a…
tonynsteve:
ipartiedwithjoshfranceschi:
squidkneee:
if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now
Probably still on the internet
but I’d be lying in a fucking huge pile of money while on the internet
kiss-my-fists:
soujisexual:
if you watch a pregnancy backwards its about a she monster that absorbs a child through her vagina and keeps it in her uterus for nine months absorbing its nutrients and then a man puts his penis in her and sucks up the remains
it’s time to stop thinking.
thevowels:
sollux:
what am i supposed to physically do with my privilege after i’ve checked it
check it again
and keep the change
supjulia:
On a scale of 1 to tumblr how offended are you
What do you call a woman with a penis?
socialistexan:
Her name.
gnarledout:
I’m on this diet called “Sleep through 2 meals”
ventusta:
remember formspring yeah i’m pretty sure that website caused half my school to have an emotional breakdown
You know you're Australian when your introduction...
“It offends me both as a librarian and a pervert.”
– best comment on 50 Shades of Grey that I’ve heard so far (via arcticgrey)
The English major in me really hates that you...
The killer feature in fitness isn't technology....
brianmwang:
Lately, I’ve been pondering the problem of how to get an individual to find success in fitness and to sustain that in the long term. It’s pretty much all I think about these days. No doubt, this is what much of the fitness industry is meant to do. But I must say, most of us are doing a pretty crappy job of it.
When I look around, I mostly see tools, utilities, and attempts at...
July 2012
Stuff sucks, man.
Like, I just wanna have a good, long conversation with BF about random things…I want to spend time with him that’s not sex or watching a movie. But he’s been swallowed by Fall Out and early morning work. So we get back from a tabletop RPG…and he goes straight to bed because he has work at 5am. Meanwhile, he gets home at 10.30am, goes straight to bed, and I get up at 11am,...
