ihopebarackobama: I hope that when Barack Obama meows his cat answers in a compassionate understanding fashion.
my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
Shipping to the US: Free
Shipping to Australia: $500 plus your soul
I don't think I've ever hated Joffrey so much.
Ask yourself what you are worried about if same-sex marriage is legalized....– Why A Heterosexual, Married, North Carolinian Father Of Three Cares About LGBT Equality (via blua)